People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Randomize
