Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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