Its about making memories worth repressing
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
