so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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