I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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