508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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