Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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