They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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