awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I want her autograph on my taint
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You did what with his pubic hair?
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