Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i've created a new STD.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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