I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Randomize
