I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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