physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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