Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
ttyl tear gas
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
