Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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