How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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