there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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