you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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