Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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