i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My liver just had a heart attack.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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