it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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