Say something about gay babies.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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