I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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