sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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