we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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