he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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