It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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