He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Randomize
