idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my shit smells like andre
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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