fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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