I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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