i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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