Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She said her name was "party"
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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