I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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