"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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