so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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