A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
being pregnant is like rehab
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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