so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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