umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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