i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
as a side note pls kill me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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