Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
