I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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