office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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