gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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