I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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