we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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