Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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