So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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