Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
