Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cannot find my penis.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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